The Jadoo Man of the Dark Room - I

Hi.. hi don't get confused by the title of my new post. Its not a review of yet another directorial dare of the Indo-American guy who is obsessed with portraying "SIGNS' and spooky "VILLAGE" and alien "LADY IN THE WATER" so unconvincingly enough to make me yawn all through the movie. This post is a  hypothesis with the underlying intention to solidify the assumption that one of my flat mate is an alien from Mars :D
Mr.Sharan is always a mystery to me.I have got reasons to validate my stand :P. Here I unravel the enigma ;)

1.Unlike normal beings, he has got tiger like stripes on his back.I doubt if its some kind of program code embedded on the skin, just like the secret skin program code that Tonny Stark, the IRON MAN adorns on his neck

2.His ear lobes are far more sophisticated to sense subsonic and supersonic sounds the proof being the fact that it was Shara who discovered the "sprite bottle phenomenon" of Rapheal's vocal box :P.

3.Shara has a biological clock energized not by proteins or vitamins or any such edible crap.. but its thrives solely on TV radiations.10 minutes without TV is sure to bring him headache.

4.Shara's anatomical activities are regulated by modified Newton's Laws of Physics.."Whatever that goes in comes out in equal volume.." because each time he drinks a bottle of beer.. he pukes the equal amount.. :) 

5.His morphology is still the same as in the 10th std photograph taken 10 years back.This is clearly the sign of eternal youth.. no accumulations and no attritions, the characteristic feature of an E.T.

6.Back in Mars.. Shara works for Agent Smith.. and in due support for "Anything for Smith" campaign.. Shara watches MATRIX each time its televised on HBO just for Mr Smith.

7.Back in mars Shara has an arch rival who is a clone of the veteran music director Mr.Harris Jayraj and so each time Shara hears Harris' songs on TV he gets nausea out of wrath for Mr Harris. :P

8.Shara doesn't have webbed claws like Jadoo.. but he does have a radio transmitter inside his head tuned for signals from his E.T friends and all the E.T communication happens post 12am with a raised leg antenna (picture attached) :).

9.Shara is the timekeeper of the the Martian Griffindors :P and believes that time is to be saved rather than spend;just mention him the deadline that you have at your stake and he will be there behind you back snoozing on a regular interval that you are running short.But again without him we would have missed the train from Malaysia to Singapore \m/.

Lot more unanswered questions:
Why does Shara hit trees with his helmet on ?
Why does he puke when he is on boat?

Why does he always pick the dark room ?
Why did the IBM Chairman handover the IBM Bangalore office keys to Shara?
More updates coming up on Jadoo MAN of the Dark Room - II

Stay Tuned!!

The "A" effect PART I

If a guy can talk to a girl perfectly on phone while he is smoking, he isn't giving the smoke the attention that it deserves. :D.He should be condemend from the smokers fraternity.
This is a post on Riddi mon's transformation over the past couple of weeks :P and his disregard to cigarette when he is busy musing the female cacophony over the phone.


Riddi after the "Pune Tragedy" was literally Timeless.His desperation transformed to drags and hence both of us stood under the shade of the mahagony, the smoking zone of the Escape Mall.
From then one Riddi,my flat mate,colleague,gym mate and buddy was entitled a new role as my fag mate ;).
Riddi, from the day i met him always remained true to his words and roles.Riddi was the Mr.Perfectionist of the lot.But for a first time he proved me wrong. :(
It was during the study leave of fifth semester that I met Riddi first time.He was there sitting 2 rows ahead of me at the 'Tech a break' fest @ TechnoPark,Trivandrum.Sharane and Tintu was right besides him.I was with Mr.Ittrix,two rows behind.The gap of two rows between me and riddi was populated by the adorable minority of Infosys ;).The crowd was cheering and humming the tunes with Sonu Nigam who was the celebrity of the evening.
After a popular hit track, Sonu Nigam migrated to a melody song "kal ho na ho".The pensive mood of the song was so contagious that people started waving their hands to and fro in a slow and timely fashion.The song was progressing calm and smooth.But the synergy of the uniform hand motion of the crowd inititated a sudden Adrenaline rush in one man. :P Yes it was Mr Riddi.!!  Riddi owing to the adrenaline reflex climbed on his chair ... well thats not the  end.. wait there is more to it  .. :P
he climbed on his chair leaving the rest of the people staring and tried to sync his masterpiece WAVE MOTION which had a tempo of 200,with kal.. ho. na ho.. which had a tempo of 10..!!!(for those who doesn't know what wave motion is, its the signature step of all the 
break-dance freaks.It initiates from the left hand and progresses to the right hand across the body, with each body part mimicing motion of a wave.) !!.
Logically speaking while Mr Riddi was enjoying his normality, the crowd was musing his abnormality.. :P.I figured out this when one among the infosys damsel sitting behind Mr.Riddi turned back towards the other gang of damsel minority who were away from her vicinity and shouted
" Odi vaaa... dhey.. avan..!!!!"






T.B.C will be back with more stories of Mr Riddi.