The Jadoo Man of the Dark Room - I
Hi.. hi don't get confused by the title of my new post. Its not a review of yet another directorial dare of the Indo-American guy who is obsessed with portraying "SIGNS' and spooky "VILLAGE" and alien "LADY IN THE WATER" so unconvincingly enough to make me yawn all through the movie. This post is a hypothesis with the underlying intention to solidify the assumption that one of my flat mate is an alien from Mars :D
Mr.Sharan is always a mystery to me.I have got reasons to validate my stand :P. Here I unravel the enigma ;)
Mr.Sharan is always a mystery to me.I have got reasons to validate my stand :P. Here I unravel the enigma ;)
1.Unlike normal beings, he has got tiger like stripes on his back.I doubt if its some kind of program code embedded on the skin, just like the secret skin program code that Tonny Stark, the IRON MAN adorns on his neck
2.His ear lobes are far more sophisticated to sense subsonic and supersonic sounds the proof being the fact that it was Shara who discovered the "sprite bottle phenomenon" of Rapheal's vocal box :P.
3.Shara has a biological clock energized not by proteins or vitamins or any such edible crap.. but its thrives solely on TV radiations.10 minutes without TV is sure to bring him headache.
4.Shara's anatomical activities are regulated by modified Newton's Laws of Physics.."Whatever that goes in comes out in equal volume.." because each time he drinks a bottle of beer.. he pukes the equal amount.. :)
5.His morphology is still the same as in the 10th std photograph taken 10 years back.This is clearly the sign of eternal youth.. no accumulations and no attritions, the characteristic feature of an E.T.
6.Back in Mars.. Shara works for Agent Smith.. and in due support for "Anything for Smith" campaign.. Shara watches MATRIX each time its televised on HBO just for Mr Smith.
7.Back in mars Shara has an arch rival who is a clone of the veteran music director Mr.Harris Jayraj and so each time Shara hears Harris' songs on TV he gets nausea out of wrath for Mr Harris. :P
8.Shara doesn't have webbed claws like Jadoo.. but he does have a radio transmitter inside his head tuned for signals from his E.T friends and all the E.T communication happens post 12am with a raised leg antenna (picture attached) :).
9.Shara is the timekeeper of the the Martian Griffindors :P and believes that time is to be saved rather than spend;just mention him the deadline that you have at your stake and he will be there behind you back snoozing on a regular interval that you are running short.But again without him we would have missed the train from Malaysia to Singapore \m/.
Lot more unanswered questions:
Why does Shara hit trees with his helmet on ?
Why does he puke when he is on boat?
Why does he always pick the dark room ?
Why did the IBM Chairman handover the IBM Bangalore office keys to Shara?
More updates coming up on Jadoo MAN of the Dark Room - II
Why did the IBM Chairman handover the IBM Bangalore office keys to Shara?
More updates coming up on Jadoo MAN of the Dark Room - II
Stay Tuned!!
14 comments :
Maraka post DUde.. U said it.. Sharan is the esoteric man of the century. :P Sharaa.. Purathe tiger strips nu nammal thanna vere oru version reason undallo.. Athu post cheyattaa ??? :D
super duper.. cant stop laughing !!! :D
Shara rocks... :)
damn nice I must say! But again, I took the photograph !! Plagiarism !! :D :P
@ Saj: thanks macha.hihi. Thought i'd keep it ethical :P
@Merin:hihi. i expect the same hearty laugh when you find a post about you :D
@Sanju: pinnalla. \m/
@Riddimon: the reason for this post is your instinctive affinity to take out your camera to capture the weirdest of the scenes..!! mate i owe you man \m/ and your 3.2 Mp cam..Thank God that the shutter noise didn't wake him up and most importantly your cam didn't bluff by giving a blank frame..!!
MARAKAM!!SHARA is the MAN..Sharante chairil kalu kayati vechulla TV kanunna positione patty ni describe cheytilla..sharan revealed the secret for his exceptional hearing last week..He did an ear cleaning from somewhere..
Soooperb man!!!
"late a vandhalum latest a varaven"
Sajante comment kollam..no comments..;)...athallel k aatile kaduva naattil irangiyathinte side effect aayirikkum..hehe..
ET look povan aarunno Gymmil pokkondirunne..?
Antena kollam..kamizhnu kidannathu bbhagyam..Riddimon ithokke nokki irippanalle..hehe..
Thakkol edukkathrarunothayathil thaane muzhangunna sharan..;)
Dude cheers..:)
Well !! Celebrities will always face gossips.. athu sarva saadharanam..
Vivaramillathavar Vidditham Vilambumbol, Vivekamullavar Varthamanarahithamavunnathanu Viyochitham :P
@RK.. thnks RK :D \m/
@Tintumon: Thnk you :) Yeap.. I missed a couple of FACTS.. will bring it to limelight in the second part.
@Lathumon: Aliya thanks .. pinne ninte postinte karyam njn ettu :)
@Shara: Nee oru vyakthi alla.. oru prasthanam thanne alle Shara..!! :D
@shara
oh..ithanalle celebrity celebrity ennu parayunnathu alle... ee "type" celeb status veno aliya..?
nee V for Vendetta kandalle...athu malayalathil irakki nokkiyathaayirikkum...
enthaayalum V yum neeyum thammil nalla match aanu..face cut..:P
ITEM POST!!!!! in other words (inspired from shara) NAUSEATING MEGALOMANIA!!!!!!
Very funny post i have share this funny post in Car towing service and enjoying full day with your funny post.
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