The Jadoo Man of the Dark Room - I

Hi.. hi don't get confused by the title of my new post. Its not a review of yet another directorial dare of the Indo-American guy who is obsessed with portraying "SIGNS' and spooky "VILLAGE" and alien "LADY IN THE WATER" so unconvincingly enough to make me yawn all through the movie. This post is a  hypothesis with the underlying intention to solidify the assumption that one of my flat mate is an alien from Mars :D
Mr.Sharan is always a mystery to me.I have got reasons to validate my stand :P. Here I unravel the enigma ;)

1.Unlike normal beings, he has got tiger like stripes on his back.I doubt if its some kind of program code embedded on the skin, just like the secret skin program code that Tonny Stark, the IRON MAN adorns on his neck

2.His ear lobes are far more sophisticated to sense subsonic and supersonic sounds the proof being the fact that it was Shara who discovered the "sprite bottle phenomenon" of Rapheal's vocal box :P.

3.Shara has a biological clock energized not by proteins or vitamins or any such edible crap.. but its thrives solely on TV radiations.10 minutes without TV is sure to bring him headache.

4.Shara's anatomical activities are regulated by modified Newton's Laws of Physics.."Whatever that goes in comes out in equal volume.." because each time he drinks a bottle of beer.. he pukes the equal amount.. :) 

5.His morphology is still the same as in the 10th std photograph taken 10 years back.This is clearly the sign of eternal youth.. no accumulations and no attritions, the characteristic feature of an E.T.

6.Back in Mars.. Shara works for Agent Smith.. and in due support for "Anything for Smith" campaign.. Shara watches MATRIX each time its televised on HBO just for Mr Smith.

7.Back in mars Shara has an arch rival who is a clone of the veteran music director Mr.Harris Jayraj and so each time Shara hears Harris' songs on TV he gets nausea out of wrath for Mr Harris. :P

8.Shara doesn't have webbed claws like Jadoo.. but he does have a radio transmitter inside his head tuned for signals from his E.T friends and all the E.T communication happens post 12am with a raised leg antenna (picture attached) :).

9.Shara is the timekeeper of the the Martian Griffindors :P and believes that time is to be saved rather than spend;just mention him the deadline that you have at your stake and he will be there behind you back snoozing on a regular interval that you are running short.But again without him we would have missed the train from Malaysia to Singapore \m/.

Lot more unanswered questions:
Why does Shara hit trees with his helmet on ?
Why does he puke when he is on boat?

Why does he always pick the dark room ?
Why did the IBM Chairman handover the IBM Bangalore office keys to Shara?
More updates coming up on Jadoo MAN of the Dark Room - II

Stay Tuned!!