Keep the newspaper and toilet the way you expect it to be..!!

Hypothesis proposed by Mr.Riddi at 9am today morning.The reason behind the proposal of this potentially preposterous hypothesis was the sight of the DISMANTLED "The Hindu".Riddi as usual figured out the person behind this.. it was Mr Rapheal,the time man of the moment. The hypothesis was welcomed by the signature "I JUST DON'T CARE" grin from Rapheal coming after the shower in his stripped and "dandruffed" towel.After a couple of rehersals in front of the mirror ; the one which he always does to ensure that his beer belly which he feels is ominous is tightened by a belt to tone it into the stupefying abs.
It was then that Raphel realised that he hasn't brushed his teeth..!!
"All wise men make the same mistake..!!".
Mr Raphel having realised his blunder reached for the empty Pepsodent Tube and strained his muscles to squeze the last molecules of paste from that, but he failed miserably.
Mr Rapheal thought for a moment and then with the EUREKA smile ran into the kitchen and started searching.
"Dude the scissors is not here in the kitchen" Rapheal shouted.Riddi on hearing this, accosted and rephrased his hypothesis a second time..  
"Man Keep the scissors at the place where you expect it to be and not at the balcony.!!!" 

Riddi the Blackberry man of the moment decided to wear his blackberry trousers to office today.After 10 minutes long meticulous and punctilicious ironing,Riddi finally got dressed in his blackberry no wrinkle for today trousers,greased his hair, tucked his formals neatly and literally hosed a bottle of Spar's "Nivea Men's" and came out.I was waiting outside.Riddi checked the shoe stand for his Liberty Black Formal Shoes, since he thought that canvas will look awkward with his blackberry.And it was after a thorough search of the shoe stand from top to bottom, Riddi realised  that Mr Sharan too was in a blackberry today...

 and since "All wise men think alike", he too might have had the same hunch of wearing  the Liberty Black Shoes...and since there was only a single pair of Liberty Black Shoes, its very likely that the person who had the hunch first will wear it first...!!
Finally feeling frustrated on account of this Mr Riddi called up Sharan and rephrased his hypothesis a third time.. 
"Man I have kept my shoes where I expect it to be .. but still i don't find it there..!!!"